Posted by Mrs Blogalot on January 6, 2010 · 4 Comments
Here are the top things every new mother should know:
- Don’t let the baby eat dirt
(If the baby poops green…don’t worry) - Don’t let the baby eat grass
- If the baby screams when you take away the bottle, chances are you didn’t put enough rum in it
- Should a rash develop, have yourself checked out immediately
- Mother in laws who think you are incompetent give helpful
advice can become clumsy around this oughta take care of the old bat accidental kitchen spills - Teething is normal. Stay away from baby if urge continues
- Don’t try to pawn the gas smell on the baby. We all know it was you
- Mothers and fathers do things differently and that’s o.k. The baby will grow up to know the truth love you both and realize that you are always there for them I do way more
- Sucking snot out of baby’s noise is to be expected. Using a straw is not.
- If screaming and crying persist, go into another room or you will wake the baby
I love this, made me laugh.
I guess because I just had a baby myself. 
DAWN
.-= Dawn (Painter Mommy)´s last blog ..My 1 Year Old is a Screamer =-.
this was so cute!! Thanks for the laugh
christina
.-= Christina´s last blog .. =-.
Cute post!! Thanks for the laugh! Following back from MBC!
Funny, funny! And it’s so nice to see a real photo of you, not just the cartoon you! You’re so beautiful!
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Manners? What are manners? =-.